[23:06:19] My favorite color is yellow. What’s yours? [23:12:50] My humors are in complete disarray: I’m all blood & no phlegm. I left my liver in the oven & my spleen in the freezer. Now they’re astronauts’ ice cream. [23:22:30] Is it offensive to say your smile feels like a WMD? [23:29:33] I’m as strong-willed & flimsy as a helium balloon. I’ll never touch the stratosphere, but I can wear a sexy pilot’s costume for Halloween. [23:34:16] Don’t get it twisted. Sexy is a political statement, but rarely a call to action. [23:41:45] I should open the window to let in campfire smoke & mosquitos. I have already blocked out my summer & winter for a whirlwind I can’t afford. [23:46:36] I’m going to lose so much sleep. [23:55:21] I’ve never fired a gun, but I won “Most Improved in Archery” at summer camp. [23:56:01] I can learn new tricks. I can accept a compliment when I deserve it. [23:58:49] I’ll never be a good swimmer, but I can jump off a dock like nobody’s business. [23:59:12] Tell me your worst fear.

It’s past my bedtime. I’m picking at my skin. I could win America’s Got Talent for collecting talented men’s phone numbers. I haven’t thought about the periodic table in years & you can see it in my eyes, but I can see potential within a fifteen-mile radius. I’m wearing my best Snoopy pajamas, waiting to be sexually harassed in delightfully unexpected ways. I have pushed movements back by fifty years & counting. I’m not interested in slowing down. I’ve got road rash just thinking about it.

I go crazy for ____.
I’m weirdly attracted to ____.
Don’t hate me if I ____.