Alex Carrigan πŸ”ˆβ€‹

Cheryl Hole Never Left. She Was Always Here.

All lines from Cheryl Hole’s official Twitter account, @CherylHoleQueen

I’m nervous, I’m excited, I’m READY!
I just slept for 15 hours uninterrupted,
and now I’m confused what year it is…
I’m honestly trying to pull myself out of bed
after my shows yesterday! My body is in bits.

Are you ready to dive into the
spookiest, scariest, and weirdest corners of the world?
Come get ready with me and
enjoy a cocktail, divas.
We’re discussing the creepy case of
The Pizza Bomber and internet icon Slenderman.

Each week, we unpack some of craziest murders,
conspiracy theories, and ask all the questions!
This is now why my favorite Spice Girls era
was from May 31, 1998 to December 2000.

Nightclubs have ruined me,
yeah, I think my face says it all…
I just drew on my eyebrows on the train,
so if anyone sees me today, I apologize.

If I don’t make it to London today,
just know I will die as I lived:

Thank you for always being by my side,
but more importantly,
thank you for putting up with
all my crap.

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About the Author

Alex Carrigan (he / him) is a Pushcart-nominated editor, poet, and critic from Virginia. He is the author of May All Our Pain Be Champagne: A Collection of Real Housewives Twitter Poetry (Alien Buddha Press, 2022). He has had fiction, poetry, and literary reviews published in Quail Bell Magazine, Lambda Literary Review, Barrelhouse, Sage Cigarettes (Best of the Net Nominee, 2023), Stories About Penises (Guts Publishing, 2019), and more. For more information, visit or follow him on Twitter @carriganak.