my roommates β
girl who canβt live without coffee,
girl who canβt stand the stuff, really.
#1 always trying to get #2 on board:
add more sugar, have some flavor syrup, how about
vanilla / hazelnut / gingerbread / caramel, add more milk more
more more, Iβll froth it up for you, try this fancy creamer,
weβll make that blend instead, a less bitter brew, a stronger
brew, a different brew, weβll find something you like
and I donβt get it.
I just donβt get it.
I breathe silent prosaic thoughts over my tea,
clean as cold whole milk:
my God
itβs all right, you know.
if you donβt like coffee,
you donβt have to drink it.
Hayli McClain
YOU'RE READING
an asexualβs thoughts on coffee
About the Author
Hayli McClain is an aspec writer from Pennsylvania pursuing her MLitt at Stirling University in Scotland. Primarily a fiction writer, her work has appeared in Flash Fiction Magazine, Luna Station Quarterly, and White Wall Review, among others. She’s not too hot on sex or coffee, but she’s happy for those who are.